she’s sweet and she honestly gives off the realest vibe of any of the thousand members through the revolving door of Kismet’s Kids. Also, she was the ONLY surviving original member besides y’all know who.

My issues with misogyny in Hip Hop (and even R&B now, go figure) are well known and something I will be waxing poetic on soon, a piece that will be a labor of love. But this one strikes me because it’s so BLATANTLY a lyric about date rape. In fact, the line itself IS THE EXACT DEFINITION OF DRUG FACILITATED SEXUAL ASSAULT AND DATE RAPE!

Wow… I kinda want to say I didn’t see this coming, but… I did. TMZ is reporting that rapper and (YMCMB) Cash Money/Young Money‘s biggest artist Li’l Wayne is in a medically-induced coma in an L.A. hospital after suffering violent seizures since Tuesday. One guess as to what caused it… At this time he is surrounded [...]

We know Yeezy. This is a man who called then President George W. Bush a racist on national TV. This is a man who drank Hennessy on the red carpet for the 2009 MTV VMA’s and then went on stage during Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech to say that Beyonce should have won the award… he’s clearly not a man who gives any fucks about the rules or how he is perceived.

But apparently… someone out there thought this was somehow a humorous thing to say about a 9 year old girl. I remember being 9. I was kind of a cunt… I also thought that sunglasses with flip-up lenses and Cross Colors shorts were NEVER going out of style. You know… because I was a KID… with no concept of anything accept being a kid.

Wow… Twitter never ceases to amaze me with its “Twitter Logic.” If you aren’t on the Twitter now or you haven’t been keeping up your account I think that you should for the mere ratchet comedy of it all.  Twitter is my Real Housewives and all the other horrible reality shows rolled together… The fact is you NEED to [...]

it’s none of our business, WHY are we being subjected to suggestive Instagram posts and insanely immature Twitter rants from these two??? I mean, if you want everyone to leave you the hell alone then I contend pulling everyone into your interweb drama is not the way to get folks to mind their business.

Love IS love. It doesn’t matter with whom you experience it.

Listen, if your woman isn’t cooking for you then guess what? Either she CAN’T cook or… she don’t bang with you like that. Never once have I been with any man (and remember, I used to be a serial monogamist with my longest relationship lasting for several years) and really loved him, but didn’t cook him a fucking meal. And none of that struggle shit.

You gon’ learn how your pussy works ta-DAY!!! Not only was the single released on iTunes (no… i didn’t buy it… but right after I post this, i might just…), the official video was released on Funny or Die. And it is everything we hoped it would be, and yet even MORE than we could have dreamed!!!

I shit you not. He posted a video to YouTube detailing his idea for doing an, “adult mixtape,” (whatever the hell that means). Either way, he posted said video, not wearing a lab coat or the coonish-pimp attire of our more well known teachers of the twat arts, but in a grey and white striped tee and some oddly creepy looking denim shorts (they totally make me believe he yanked one out after he posted said vid…).

On the very day we were graced with the presence of Li’l Princess Bleu Ivy, my Twitter timeline was all abuzz (besides all the baby news) of a beef-a-broiling between Common Sense and… *cough* …Drake.

I was pissed. I immediately thought the young bull had got at Common in some sort of parallel universe where monotone crooning in a staccato fashion is somehow referred to as emceeing (which I have always known Common to do with follies along the way as every one with a long career has).

But that’s because quite frankly, I hadn’t really LISTENED to his most recent effort, The Dreamer/The Believer. Sure, I have HEARD the album but I honestly have conditioned myself to not listen to lyrics and just hear the beat. SMH. I blame Li’l Wayne and that fiasco Li’l B… Pretty much ANY RAPPER whose name begins with Li’l over the age of 10, but that’s another post too…

Before y’all start throwing around “baby hater” accusations, let me be clear. My issue is not with the little bundle of money joy they just had. I truly pray for them to be good parents, able to raise their child to be very level-headed, kind and intelligent despite the fame and infamy she was born into. Little Princes Blue Ivy Carter is the Kizzy of the Black entertainment machine right now and that’s pretty awesome, I guess… *shrug*

Where I take the most umbrage is with the STANS.

seriously tho. WHO THE FUCK told Pumper he could fucking RAP??? just because you LOOK like Lloyd Banks doesn’t mean you have his skills…

anywho, i had to share this dumb ass video with you. not only because Pumper sounds oddly a lot like current YouTube sensation 50 Tyson, but because the spoof vid i found made me laugh even harder, which i didn’t think was possible…