So it got me thinking about my “bad habits” and what about them drew me in. Was it the physical like the way they looked or the way they smelled? Or was it the mental like the conversations we had? Or was it pure chemistry, like that moment when the way you look at each other melts your drawls and your inhibitions without fail…?
So now what? Your QB is not cutting it, your Wide Receiver may get a promotion, but who will fill his spot in the meanies??? THIS is where the trades make it a glorious January. You have given the appropriate amount of time for these guys to prove their worth and they have been found wanting.
That being said, understand folks… having a spectacular mouf game can be the difference between making it all the way #JumpoffSeason with your current boo and being recalled to the team or being kicked to the curb in January and not making the Big Game in May.
Wow… Twitter never ceases to amaze me with its “Twitter Logic.” If you aren’t on the Twitter now or you haven’t been keeping up your account I think that you should for the mere ratchet comedy of it all. Twitter is my Real Housewives and all the other horrible reality shows rolled together… The fact is you NEED to [...]
it’s none of our business, WHY are we being subjected to suggestive Instagram posts and insanely immature Twitter rants from these two??? I mean, if you want everyone to leave you the hell alone then I contend pulling everyone into your interweb drama is not the way to get folks to mind their business.
“I gotta do better…”
Yes you DO, Andy. But unfortunately, that won’t be here in Philadelphia next year. You, sir, have lost the city. And in some aspects, it really isn’t your fault. It’s an entire organization’s, nee a whole CITY’S sports organizations, undying disdain for their fans. The Eagles have had opportunities to turn us into that REAL Dream Team we once coined so easily.
Although I knew that there were plenty of White people out there who HATED the fact that Barack Hussein Obama was elected as our 44th President, I don’t think I was fully prepared for the vitriolic soup that would pass for intelligent discourse in America in the months leading UP TO his election, much less after.
But in all the research I’ve done on Cuffing Season etiquette, I’ve only been able to find posts skewed at the fellas. You may think this is because the ladies don’t do any cuffing season scouting, but you would be WRONG. So very wrong. The unfortunate misconception is that we ladies are content to just get picked for a team, any team, in what amounts to the social network equivalent of a dodge-ball game disguised as love.
The end result is a HILARIOUS piece about what can happen when tweeting goes horribly wrong. You may end up in the trunk.
Love IS love. It doesn’t matter with whom you experience it.
Now, being an intelligent, ambitious, astute woman who HAPPENS to be sexy and fun on TOP of all that makes you what is considered a B.O.S.S. (a Bitch of Superior Standing, if you will).
Listen, if your woman isn’t cooking for you then guess what? Either she CAN’T cook or… she don’t bang with you like that. Never once have I been with any man (and remember, I used to be a serial monogamist with my longest relationship lasting for several years) and really loved him, but didn’t cook him a fucking meal. And none of that struggle shit.
I. Loathe. Brussels sprouts… And I’m not the only one. I find them to be an abomination to my taste buds and a horrible affront to the other tastier vegetables. But do I believe that farmers shouldn’t have the right to GROW brussels sprouts? Ummmmmm… fuck no. There are those out there who adore the [...]
You gon’ learn how your pussy works ta-DAY!!! Not only was the single released on iTunes (no… i didn’t buy it… but right after I post this, i might just…), the official video was released on Funny or Die. And it is everything we hoped it would be, and yet even MORE than we could have dreamed!!!