Ahhhh…
Twitter has been responsible for some of my DEEPEST belly laughs over the last few years. From last year’s infamous #StruggleAlfredo to the now infamous uproar that the Twitterverse created and got Mary J. Blige‘s Burger King ads pulled, Twitter never disappoints me when it comes to hilarity ensuing…
That is, until today. I mean, I dunno what to feel really. I woke up this morning to a FLOOD of tweets about Brian McKnight and knowing Twitter’s penchant for killing off famous folk, I assumed something had happened to him. Little did I know how much more insane the truth was…
Sooooo… some time last night, while I slept peacefully, Brian McKnight was hard at work sharing with the world his ideas on female gynecological functions. Yes. Brian McKnight. Mr. Do-I-Ever-Cross-Your-Mind… Mr. One-Last-Cry… wants to show me… how my pussy works.
I shit you not. He posted a video to YouTube detailing his idea for doing an, “adult mixtape,” (whatever the hell that means). Either way, he posted said video, not wearing a lab coat or the coonish-pimp attire of our more well known teachers of the twat arts, but in a grey and white striped tee and some oddly creepy looking denim shorts (they totally make me believe he yanked one out after he posted said vid…).
Soon after, the Twittersphere jumped into action posting some HILARIOUS roasts of the song, titled If You’re Ready To Learn. Welp, Mr. Back-At-One got a little aggro at his Tweeps and posted several tweets stating that it was just jokes and that he thought it was crazy the hoops he had to jump through for people to pay him any mind. Thank god for the person who stole this comedy gem and kept it going long enough to be thee absolute FUNNIEST thing I’ve seen in 2012 so far. Sorry Burger King.
We’re listening now, Dr. McKnight. In fact, I have always HATED being examined by male gynos, but I’m starting to think that if a HOT one sang this to me as I waited for him to make sure my snatch was in proper working order, i might just give him a chance…
*shrug*
Anywho, if you missed it (and judging by Facebook, which is LIGHT YEARS behind Twitter these days, you did) here is Dr. McKnight’s ode to gynecological knowledge of carnal pleasures…
***UPDATE***
Sooooo… to even more muck things up, Brian called TMZ today to explain everything and blame it on his bum ankle. I dunno, sir… I suspect a little crazy juice was involved as well, but see for yourself…
The Day Brian McKnight Became a Gynecologist...,
