Ladies, women, whores, jump-offs, strumpets, chicks, jawns, chumpies and ma’ams of the world… PROTECT YOURSELVES!!!
This post was inspired because, once again, we’re out here talking about how much of a heaux a woman is if she has sex with a man on the first date. SMH. Half of the slanderers are #nopussygetters anyway and haven’t seen even the outside of a vagina since the last porn they watched on XNXX.com. Nobody believes you’re getting laid, Sir. You’re slandering PUSSY? NOBODY.
So it got me thinking about my “bad habits” and what about them drew me in. Was it the physical like the way they looked or the way they smelled? Or was it the mental like the conversations we had? Or was it pure chemistry, like that moment when the way you look at each other melts your drawls and your inhibitions without fail…?
So now what? Your QB is not cutting it, your Wide Receiver may get a promotion, but who will fill his spot in the meanies??? THIS is where the trades make it a glorious January. You have given the appropriate amount of time for these guys to prove their worth and they have been found wanting.
That being said, understand folks… having a spectacular mouf game can be the difference between making it all the way #JumpoffSeason with your current boo and being recalled to the team or being kicked to the curb in January and not making the Big Game in May.
Wow… Twitter never ceases to amaze me with its “Twitter Logic.” If you aren’t on the Twitter now or you haven’t been keeping up your account I think that you should for the mere ratchet comedy of it all. Twitter is my Real Housewives and all the other horrible reality shows rolled together… The fact is you NEED to [...]
But in all the research I’ve done on Cuffing Season etiquette, I’ve only been able to find posts skewed at the fellas. You may think this is because the ladies don’t do any cuffing season scouting, but you would be WRONG. So very wrong. The unfortunate misconception is that we ladies are content to just get picked for a team, any team, in what amounts to the social network equivalent of a dodge-ball game disguised as love.
Now, being an intelligent, ambitious, astute woman who HAPPENS to be sexy and fun on TOP of all that makes you what is considered a B.O.S.S. (a Bitch of Superior Standing, if you will).
Listen, if your woman isn’t cooking for you then guess what? Either she CAN’T cook or… she don’t bang with you like that. Never once have I been with any man (and remember, I used to be a serial monogamist with my longest relationship lasting for several years) and really loved him, but didn’t cook him a fucking meal. And none of that struggle shit.
You gon’ learn how your pussy works ta-DAY!!! Not only was the single released on iTunes (no… i didn’t buy it… but right after I post this, i might just…), the official video was released on Funny or Die. And it is everything we hoped it would be, and yet even MORE than we could have dreamed!!!
I shit you not. He posted a video to YouTube detailing his idea for doing an, “adult mixtape,” (whatever the hell that means). Either way, he posted said video, not wearing a lab coat or the coonish-pimp attire of our more well known teachers of the twat arts, but in a grey and white striped tee and some oddly creepy looking denim shorts (they totally make me believe he yanked one out after he posted said vid…).
seriously tho. WHO THE FUCK told Pumper he could fucking RAP??? just because you LOOK like Lloyd Banks doesn’t mean you have his skills…
anywho, i had to share this dumb ass video with you. not only because Pumper sounds oddly a lot like current YouTube sensation 50 Tyson, but because the spoof vid i found made me laugh even harder, which i didn’t think was possible…
Hey fans!!! thx 4 tunin’ in 2 WWTF Radio 2nite!!! if u didn’t listen LIVE, never fret, HERE IT IS!!! it was amazing 2 get 2 speak with the fellas and get their perspective on this one, altho ONE of the fellaz had some “less than mainstream” comments, it’s ALWAYS good 2 get other perspectives… [...]