Listen, if your woman isn’t cooking for you then guess what? Either she CAN’T cook or… she don’t bang with you like that. Never once have I been with any man (and remember, I used to be a serial monogamist with my longest relationship lasting for several years) and really loved him, but didn’t cook him a fucking meal. And none of that struggle shit.
You gon’ learn how your pussy works ta-DAY!!! Not only was the single released on iTunes (no… i didn’t buy it… but right after I post this, i might just…), the official video was released on Funny or Die. And it is everything we hoped it would be, and yet even MORE than we could have dreamed!!!
I shit you not. He posted a video to YouTube detailing his idea for doing an, “adult mixtape,” (whatever the hell that means). Either way, he posted said video, not wearing a lab coat or the coonish-pimp attire of our more well known teachers of the twat arts, but in a grey and white striped tee and some oddly creepy looking denim shorts (they totally make me believe he yanked one out after he posted said vid…).
On the very day we were graced with the presence of Li’l Princess Bleu Ivy, my Twitter timeline was all abuzz (besides all the baby news) of a beef-a-broiling between Common Sense and… *cough* …Drake.
I was pissed. I immediately thought the young bull had got at Common in some sort of parallel universe where monotone crooning in a staccato fashion is somehow referred to as emceeing (which I have always known Common to do with follies along the way as every one with a long career has).
But that’s because quite frankly, I hadn’t really LISTENED to his most recent effort, The Dreamer/The Believer. Sure, I have HEARD the album but I honestly have conditioned myself to not listen to lyrics and just hear the beat. SMH. I blame Li’l Wayne and that fiasco Li’l B… Pretty much ANY RAPPER whose name begins with Li’l over the age of 10, but that’s another post too…
so. last night on Adult Swim’s Squidbillies, right after the latest BOONDOCKS episode (oh. how i ♥ that show…), there was an EXTREMELY funny episode in which Dan Halen, the town’s resident tycoon and crazy person, informs the townspeople that “Barack Hussein Obama is sneaking fluoride into your drinking water!”
no. REALLY. a MEAT sandwich??? i know. this is America and we LOVE our protein… but WTF?????? bacon and cheese between 2 PIECES OF FRIED CHICKEN??? YOU FAT FUCKS!!! i feel a new show topic coming on… WTF??? a KFC Double Down is PACKED with: Sandwich Calories Fat (g) Sodium (mg) KFC Original Recipe® Double [...]
seriously. Billy Ray Cyrus must be one HELL of a dad. as if it wasn’t bad enough that his NEARLY 17 year old daughter, Miley Cyrus, has been performing at teen awards shows swinging on stripper poles in daisy duke shorts… his even YOUNGER daughter is now modeling kiddie lingerie… yep. i said it. now, [...]
the rumors about the child are making the internet rounds again, partly because of a possibly fabricated story of an interview that he “allegedly” gave recently. and i’m straddling the fence on this one… I mean, yes, the kid was born in the “pre-Bey-Z” days, but hmmm…
ok…
i’m down.
4 Eagles Dallas tix this year… let’s exchange dirty favors…
cuz… APPARENTLY… i won’t go 2 jail.
Susan Finkelstein didn’t.
i ♥ Philly.
…former aide to John Edwards, is claiming in an upcoming interview with 20/20 that the former presidential candidate made a sex tape with his mistress, Rielle Hunter…
the “Dash” chix strike again…
this time, they are teaming up to design a clothing line for Bebe, debuting the looks on February 16 at Stage 37, on the west side of Manhattan.
ya’ll remember David Copperfield? no, not the dude that hangs out with Charles Dickens, though ironically that’s usually what we call the wand he was accused of brandishing, the one who allegedly assaults women and makes things disappear!
this story is still developing…
but apparently Joe Budden is in a HEATED battle with Wu-Tang. yes. ALL of them…
ok, try to follow along, it gets complicated, but i’ll try to lead u through it…
Back in May, Joe Budden apparently said that he wasn’t feelin’ VIBE’s Top 10 Rappers list. Meth was on that list… so he then goes on Ed Lover’s radio show, climbs into his bag and runs his mouth. He pretty much said Meth should, ahem, protect his neck…
Redman said a few words, Busta Rhymes weighed in as well, but the initial blow was struck by Budden, who believes he is better than most of the rappers on VIBE’s list…
so…
yeah…
whoa.
so, what do u do when the PRESIDENT OF THE FREE WORLD invites u 2 have a beer…?
fcuk ur opinion (unless it falls into perfect symetry with mine… of course…), U GO!!!
so when one Sir Barack Obama, invited the parties involved in the so-called “Gatesgate” 2 the Whitehouse 4… “beers…”
