Tiger Hoods ya’ll, it ain’t all good ya’ll…
Tiger Woods is the best thing to ever happen to Chris Rock. more on that later…
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i wasn’t gonna go here, but…
Twitter made me do it.
this Tiger Hoods thing is WAY out of control, folx. HE is NOT the spokesperson for all men, nor is his behavior new and surprising. so why in the HELL is everyone so concerned?
methinks thou doth protest too much, all. the truth is, everyone who’s REALLY upset probably sees themselves in the trainwreck that has been Tiger’s week. Boy falls in love, boy gets married, boy cheats on wife, wife tries to kill boy, boy becomes public laughing stock, blah blah blah…
but truly? everyone was waiting for a Tiger fcuk up. we never heard a bad word about him. he wasn’t in the club poppin’ bottles or sippin’ on some sizzurp… he wasn’t arrested with his entourage and found with 10 ki’s or 20 AK’s. He was in a smegging CAR ACCIDENT… while “allegedly” being chased by his wife wielding a golf club, no biggie. the best part, NOW black people wanna claim him…and as for the other woman? well, i’m TIRED of mistresses being treated like effin’ VICTIMS. yo, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it. same with Tiger; you KNEW you shouldn’t have done it, and if you WERE gonna do it, why o WHY weren’t you more DISCREET!!! smh…
yes folx, discretion is the better part of valor (yeah, my brain is EXTRA SEXXI!!!)… let THIS be the lesson 2 cheaters everywhere… if ur gonna do dirt, and from everyone’s opinions on Tiger and cheating you will, @ LEAST BE DISCREET!!! when u leave a trail of breadcrumbs, expect someone 2 follow…
on a lighter note…
leave it 2 those creative Chinese to bring something truly magical out of all of this chaos…
ok… here’s my **tee-hee** moment of the day…
i know. but i had 2…
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Posted: December 2nd, 2009 under famous foolishness, i came 2 play the game.
Tags: celebrity, cheating, Chris Rock, golf, Tiger Woods, twitter, voicemail