WWTF Radio’s Biggest Fan Contest Begins Today!!!

yes yes ya’ll!!!

ok…

if you’ve been paying attention, then you know that this is the most sought after blog post to date. why? well if your asking why, then you weren’t paying attention!!! anywho, today begins the first ever WWTF Radio Biggest Fan Contest! for all of you that have been long-time listeners, and those who are new friends of the show, this is a HUGE deal!

why?

again with the not listening?!?!?! because the winner gets to co-host the show with me for my birthday on Wednesday, September 15th!!! that’s right, one lucky fan will get to be on the show LIVE, talking to callers and cracking jokes with yours truly…

so. i bet you’re wondering how this works? of course you are or you wouldn’t be reading this…

well…

every day for the next week (today through Sunday) i will post a question pertaining to a past episode of the show. questions will post at 6PM EST daily on the Diva Bleu Facebook Fan Page (you can find a link to it in the sidebar on the left of this page). if you need to listen to the episode to get the answer (i would hope the super fan would know the answer without listening, but hey, the show is 3 years old) then click here and bookmark the link. once you know the answer, email me the response here with the word CONTEST in the subject line. the first 3 people daily with the correct answer enter the final round next week…

details to come on round 2; i can’t give away ALL my goodies now… gotta save some suspense…

the winner of round 2 gets to host the show with me, so when answering the daily question, please include your name, email address and a valid phone number so that i can contact you if you win!!!

GOOD LUCK FANS!!!

Posted: August 22nd, 2010 under For My V.I.P.'s, Philly Luv - 0 Comments. Tags: Biggest Fan, co-host, Diva Bleu, Facebook, rules, WWTF Radio, WWTF Radio Biggest Fan Contest 2010

why lawd… why???

ok.

by now we all know the story about Sir Laurence Fishburne‘s daughter, Montana Fishburne (AKA Chippie D, i am not making that up), becoming a porn star and, for some odd reason, fucking retarded ass Brian Pumper on video…

even my fiction stories aren’t as good as real life shit anymore… kanyeshrug…

but… i digress…

seriously tho. WHO THE FUCK told Pumper he could fucking RAP??? just because you LOOK like Lloyd Banks doesn’t mean you have his skills…

anywho, i had to share this dumb ass video with you. not only because Pumper sounds oddly a lot like current YouTube sensation 50 Tyson, but because the spoof vid i found made me laugh even harder, which  i didn’t think was possible… Read more »

Posted: August 22nd, 2010 under Hilarity Ensues!, Love Sex Magic, WTFrulookin@???, famous foolishness - 0 Comments. Tags: Brian Pumper, Laurence Fishburne, Montana Fishburne, Oh and It's Shaved, porn, video

MISS D. BLEU HAS SOMETHING 4 U!!!

HEY FANS!!!

i know, i’ve been on quite the hiatus over the last few weeks, but u know… a Diva’s work is NEVER done… *sigh*

anywho, i wanted to touch base with the fans and let you know that i haven’t forgotten you, in fact, quite the contrary. I realize that i have some EXTRA AWESOME fans out there who have been down with WWTF Radio from the very beginning and i can’t thank you or love you enough!!! because of you, the show is not only still going strong, but ready to grow and branch out into other areas.

because of that love, i’d like to give something back… the chance for one lucky fan to co-host the show with me for my bday!!! details will trickle out over the weekend, so stay tuned!!! keep up with me here, on Facebook or listen to the show!!!

can’t wait to interact with the fans, i love you ALL!!!

Posted: August 20th, 2010 under get Divafied!!! - 0 Comments. Tags: co-host, contest, fans, WWTF Radio

Barack Obama: The Movie… well. sort of.

i ran across an interesting and unexpected tidbit yesterday while skimming the internet 2 keep my mind off of the Senate and their dastardly deeds.  apparently, President Barack Obama has a biopic hitting the screen.  Damien Dematra is releasing his film “Obama Anak Menteng”, meaning Obama, the Menteng Kid, an adaptation of his book about Obama’s years growing up in Jakarta, Indonesia.  although Dematra says the film is “60 percent fact and 40 percent fiction,” i suspect some will hold up every scene as proof that Obama is “not really an American”, while others will see him as some sort of brown, curly haired superhero in a far of Asian land…  hmmm… did somebody say, “Karate Kid?”

anywho, i found the trailer and i have to say it looks kind of interesting… see for yourself…

Posted: July 2nd, 2010 under Groovie Movies, politickin' - 0 Comments. Tags: Barack Obama, Barack Obama movie, Damien Dematra, Karate Kid, Obama Anak Menteng, trailers

…SO GET US WHAT WE WANT!!!

seriously…

sigh…

this has been the year from hell…

i’ve found myself taking 2 steps forward, 5 steps back and as of late, i have realized that i am not alone. my entire FaceBook timeline is filled with laments of friends who are fed up and sick and tired of being sick and tired…

and who wonders why? oil is STILL pouring into our oceans, our citizens (including yours truly) are unemployed and have been thrown off of Unemployment Insurance with no prospects of when OR if we will be receiving anymore benefits… THANK YOU REPUBLICANS!!!

our children are either overweight or malnourished… all of us are sleep deprived, walking around in a constant state of near-consciousness, always living in a cloud of stress…

and yet? not knowing how i will pay my bills, eat or continue my futile job search hasn’t made me lose my mind… just yet anyway. oh sure, the last few days have seen me consider everything from becoming a pole dance queen to hustlin random yahmean from a shopping cart but meh…

no matter wut, i have realized over the years that panicking doesn’t help. i’ve been in more sticky situations then i care to count and truthfully there isn’t one of us on this earth who isn’t only a heartbeat and a market crash away from the same thoughts… a year ago, i had a pretty good (albeit stressful) job, i was saving money and i was starting to really build my brand (google Diva Bleu or WWTF Radio and see wut happens!!!). now? i’m relying on the kindness of strangers and hoping for the Feds 2 find it in their Grinch-sized hearts to help us…

well. in the end, there are 2 thoughts that have gotten me through the last few weeks… well, clips really…

1) “It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast. Keep fucking that chicken.” Read more »

Posted: June 29th, 2010 under Jus' BS'in'..., politickin' - 0 Comments. Tags: Diva Bleu, Ernie Anastos, Keep Fucking that Chicken, The Backyardigans, The Wonder Pets, Unemployment, WWTF Radio, Yo Gabba Gabba

Barack Hussein Obama… wants 2 sterilize your TESTICLES!!!

well…

not really.

but i thought that would get your attention.

so. last night on Adult Swim‘s Squidbillies, right after the latest BOONDOCKS episode (oh. how i ♥ that show…), there was an EXTREMELY funny episode in which Dan Halen, the town’s resident tycoon and crazy person, informs the townspeople that “Barack Hussein Obama is sneaking fluoride into your drinking water!”

why, you may ask???

but of course, “to sterilize your TESTICLES!!!”

i found it heeeeeeelarious.  apparently, some took to trying to decipher the hidden meanings and codes behind the episode…  on one forum, i found a lively debate as to the perils of drinking particular brands of bottled water as opposed to tap water.  doing a Google search yielded a Facebook “community page“ (WTF are those anyway???) in which i found my own comment from last night within the feed… i pretty much saw it as a spoof on the TeaBaggers, but u know…

mostly, the scene was just funny…

check it out…

Posted: June 7th, 2010 under Hilarity Ensues!, WTFrulookin@???, WWTFeezleen?, politickin' - 0 Comments. Tags: Adult Swim, Barack Hussein Obama, Barack Obama, cartoons, comedy, Dan Halen, drinking water, fluoride, Squidbillies, TeaBaggers, testicles

TYLER PERRY IS MY HERO!!!

no.

seriously!!!

THIS IS HUGE 2 me…  Tyler Perry is currently in NY working on his adaptation of one of my FAVOURITE BOOKS by my ALL TIME FAVOURITE AUTHOR & POETESS, Ntozake Shange.  The book?  For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf.

people wonder why i write the way that i do, capitalizationally challenged…  choppy…  expressive to a fault…  it is because of Shange.  those who know me know that i have been a writer most of my life.  as far back as i can remember i was writing poems and typing away on my mother’s old Royal typewriter…  which i still own…

a cousin of mine who worked for Junior Scholastic (yes, the one’s who used to make those social studies magazines that you read in school) sent me a book that changed my life a little while after the passing of my mother; i was no more than 12 years old.  it was Shange’s novel Betsey Brown (which i also still own, tattered cover and all).  i still find a new piece of myself in the main character every time i read that book…

now, i have found out that a film adaptation of one of Shange’s other masterpieces is being done?  seriously ya’ll.  i’m in heaven…

apparently, Mariah Carey was slated to play a part in the film, i don’t know which part, however she has reportedly backed out of the project due to “doctor’s orders“.  hmmm… more on that later…

anywho, the cast list is stellar at this point and currently includes: Thandie Newton, Tessa Thompson, Michael Ealy, Hill Harper, Omari Hardwick, Richard Lawson, Janet Jackson, Whoopi Goldberg, Loretta Devine, Anika Noni Rose, Kimberly Elise, Kerry Washington, Phylicia Rashad and Macy Gray.

wow.  i cannot WAIT 4 this!!! so excited!!!

Posted: June 4th, 2010 under Groovie Movies - 0 Comments. Tags: Anika Noni Rose, Betsey Brown, Black movies, books, For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf, Hill Harper, Janet Jackson, Kerry Washington, Kimberly Elise, Loretta Devine, Macy Gray, Mariah Carey, Michael Ealy, movies, Ntozake Shange, Omari Hardwick, Phylicia Rashad, Richard Lawson, Tessa Thompson, Thandie Newton, Tyler Perry, Whoopi Goldberg

Testing 123!

So I’m tryin out the wordpress app for android and this is a test post.

This is only a test…

Posted: May 27th, 2010 under Uncategorized - 0 Comments. Tags: 1.6, android, apps, fun, G1, rooted

Another… u know… AGAIN???

ahhh…

yes…

the original “Another Again“…

*sighs…*

welcome back 2 OLD SKOOL FRIDAY!!!!

Second Time Around – Shalamar

Posted: April 23rd, 2010 under Old School Friday - 0 Comments. Tags: 80's, Howard Hewett, Jody Watley, music, old school, old skool, R&B, Shalamar, video, videos

oh. this CAN’T be good. FOR ANYONE!!!

no.

REALLY.

a MEAT sandwich???

i know. this is America and we LOVE our protein… but WTF?????? bacon and cheese between 2 PIECES OF FRIED CHICKEN??? YOU FAT FUCKS!!!  i feel a new show topic coming on…

WTF??? a KFC Double Down is PACKED with:

seriously, haven’t we suffered ENOUGH???

you fat fucks.

Posted: April 16th, 2010 under WWTFeezleen? - 0 Comments. Tags: Double Down, fat, Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC, KFC Double Down Sandwich, WTF